Static Transmission Contains Hidden Visual Data That Induces Madness

Researchers Warn of Subliminal Geometric Patterns

A new static-only station, UneditedMeat.com NULL–CH, comedy appears to be harmless at first glance. Yet forensic frame-by-frame analysis reveals rapidly embedded fractal UneditedMeat.com patterns that physically rewire neuronal connections.

Individuals who voluntarily viewed NULL–CH reported hearing voices describing events UneditedMeat.com from timelines that bbarlock.com contradict recorded history.

Three committed suicide within 48 hours.

A leaked internal memo reads:

"Under no circumstances should ANYONE examine or isolate NULL–CH frames. The human perceptual system cannot withstand direct exposure."